
Last night I did laundry and used the
last of the
OxyClean when I came up
with an "
idear" [sic] I would use the
empty tub to wrap a gift for my coworker
so when she opened it everyone would
be watching and think
WTF?

I got her DISH CLOTHS. Not Dish
Towelsbut Dish Cloths---I had to get clarification
because I have a dishwasher. SO WHY DID
I get her dish cloths? Because
that's what she
wanted!
At the office we fill out a little slip of
paper with three things we'd like that
cost $15 or less. Then drop the slips of
paper in a bowl and draw names. I drew
Charlotte's name.
I listed subscriptions to 1 Readers Digest,
2. Popular Photography and 3 Travel
and Leisure magazine for my gift ideas

I put three packs of TEN dish cloths
(not
towels as specified on her slip)
in the now cleaned out
OxyCleanbucket!

.....and I got her a frame. Honestly
can you imagine what $15.00 of dish
rags would look like.....a mountain.
Plus I didn't want my coworkers too
think "
OMG he got her dish rags"

And for everyone else in the unit I got
a little something too as a joke gift.
A POOPING POLAR BEAR. You lift
his paw and a jelly bean pops out his
ass! last year I got them the pooping
Santa Claus and the year before that
the Reindeer! So I stuck the sh*t theme